johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
  • bl0wnaway-byl0ve:

    relientkenny:

    Deleted scene from The Fault in Our Stars

    THIS SHOULVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE

    They didn’t put this in the movie?! It was one of my favorite parts in the book!!

    "A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
    some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

    fakings:

    who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

    notwifi:

    when one of your siblings gets yelled atimage

    mom: you can be next

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